There are two types of women who attend pro football games. The ones who go for the love of the game & the ones who go to annoy the hell out of the ones who go for the love of the game. Otherwise known as ‘those girls’. You know the ones I’m talking about…the ones that wear pink jerseys. The ones who drunkenly scream at everything, take endless selfies, & run to the bathroom 42 times during the game ensuring you miss at least 3 solid plays since you have to maneuver out of their path of destruction each time they walk by. At this point, my mother would scold me for potentially hurting the fragile feelings of this pink jersey yielding group of offenders but this must be stopped. Your vodka soaked shenanigans are for Clarendon Ballroom or Mad Hatter, at best. Not for the 400 section of Fed Ex Field & certainly not the lower deck. The horror.
Regular season is upon us. I wait 6 months for this glory & I don’t want to be blinded by your pepto pink during this sacred time. I know, nay, I am most certain that your team’s colors are not now nor have they ever been pink. With the exception of the month of October when the NFL so proudly supports Breast Cancer Awareness month, you should not be donning any variety of pink in any stadium. And even then, for the love of all that is good & holy, purchase your pink from the official NFL Breast Cancer Awareness Shop & put your money to good use.
I’m -this close- to launching my nachos at the next diva I see in a baby pink Redskins jersey in the middle of September. Just kidding. I would never waste nacho cheese on that obscenity.
In other news, the NFL is out to persecute all women. Yes, you heard it here first. The cluprit: clear game day bags. Due to the fact that I can’t talk about this topic without getting sufficiently riled up, I’m leaving you with the official guidelines. Be strong, ladies.
A girl after my own heart!! I despise pink jerseys to no end… and pink hats, pink tees, pink sweatshirts, etc.
It’s hard to tell what the creator of this monstrosity was thinking. Poor, poor choices.
xx M
Hahaha. LOVE this.
I love this! And the clear bag situation, ugh.
Have a great weekend!
You forgot the rhinestone and studded Victoria’s Secret Pink cropped jerseys… and this is exactly why Fenway Park has “pink hat trivia” to ask easy questions to ditzy girls
While I have to admit that I have a Redskins tee & a Nats tank from VS, they are not pink nor are they bedazzled. Not the time. Or the place. Just no.
xx M
Truth!
Most hilarious post I’ve read all day. Oh Ballroom….. I’m totally with you. Every year, “GB Packer Santa” visits during Christmas and we all get new Packer apparel. NEVER in pink.
BEST tradition. Picking that one up :)
xx M
You either go to the game planning on watching it or you don’t go at all — love this post!
Precisely :)
xx M
OMG haha, this made my day!!!! Soooo true, xo.
Brilliant. Simply brilliant!
So, so, so right on.
Nope, nope, nope I CAN. NOT. DEAL. with the pink hat and jersey brigade! While I’m all for a cute game day dress during college football season (I’m from Texas, it’s a thing) but any other sort of ridiculous rhinestone and glitter encrusted abomination is simply NOT OKAY.
Hah well at least the Ginger Hammer’s (aka Roger Goodell) smack down on purses gives you an excuse to shop for cute wallets and wristlets now!
xx,
j. parker
I disagree. So what if they want to wear pink shirts and hats and take selfies? You do realize that some women go to games just to meet and/or please men? A game is also considered a “social” event. Your attitude is equivalent to someone in a sports bar getting angry because the people next to him/her are drinking and talking so loudly he can’t hear the game. Get. Over. Yourself. Live and let live.
Thanks for sharing another opinion!
xx M
Amen! I have, hate, hate pink jerseys. If a girl wants to wear pink, fine. There are lots of cute pink clothes that are not jerseys. Great post!!
Jeez, I should really proofread. That should say “hate, hate, hate”, not “have, hate, hate”.
I hear ya, sister!
xx M